And this bird, you cannot change
y’all ever realize how on ancestry.com commercials
they never go back further than 1865
afraid to see what’s hanging out in your family trees?
y’all ain’t slick
"White people won’t go to far back in their family tree. Because they’re afraid a nigga might fall out." ~ Paul Mooney
“Le Jour" & "La Nuit" by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
"sup hov! pop this molly!"
"aye, jay but rock this tom ford real quick tho."
now u talkin
girl: ill suck you up at the movies
me: damn girl you a frea-
girl: and eat your ass
when you wear an outfit that you don’t realize is awful until you’re out in public but are in no position to change it so you just have to pray your confidence can carry the outfit off until you can steal some clothes from an unsuspecting stranger