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rastaqueen3000ad:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

vomitinkonpaper:

youngblackandvegan:

y’all ever realize how on ancestry.com commercials

they never go back further than 1865

hm

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what happened?

afraid to see what’s hanging out in your family trees?

y’all ain’t slick

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"White people won’t go to far back in their family tree. Because they’re afraid a nigga might fall out." ~ Paul Mooney

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validx2:

How to survive:

1: Get money

2:Stay hydrated

3: Stay in ya lane

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mossfaun:

Le Jour" & "La Nuit" by William-Adolphe Bouguereau

(Source: mossfaun, via wholesomeblogging)

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via ruinedchildhood)

verybigpimpin:

"sup hov! pop this molly!" 

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nah, son.

"aye, jay but rock this tom ford real quick tho." 

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now u talkin

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aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

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hip-hop-lifestyle:

girl: ill suck you up at the movies

me: damn girl you a frea-

girl: and eat your ass

me:

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wholesomeblogging:

joolaweed:

when you wear an outfit that you don’t realize is awful until you’re out in public but are in no position to change it so you just have to pray your confidence can carry the outfit off until you can steal some clothes from an unsuspecting stranger

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